Posted 14 hours ago

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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Posted 15 hours ago

I’m rapidly approaching 12,000 posts and I’ve been trying to do something special for like the last four thousand notes, any ideas?

Posted 15 hours ago

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
I am hopelessly in love with a memory.
An echo from another time, another place.
Posted 17 hours ago
growyourwings:

Vancon 2014 :: J2 Gold Panel on Flickr.Jared had way too much fun helping #Jensen tweet for the first time at #SPN #Vancon

growyourwings:

Vancon 2014 :: J2 Gold Panel on Flickr.

Jared had way too much fun helping #Jensen tweet for the first time at #SPN #Vancon

Posted 17 hours ago

mishasminions:

WELCOME TO THE T-REX EXHIBIT

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Posted 17 hours ago

dr-when:

"I know she’ll be in good hands."

Always…