Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes.
I need this so bad.
Can there be a Romney one too so that I can have Barack destroy him in fierce battle?
19. Yes, I don’t really drink as it stands now, and I don’t trust who I think I’d be drunk so it would just keep that at bay. 28. Not really, I mean yeah there’s some stuff I’d like but it’s not top of my list of things that need to happen. 41. Yep all the time, I do it to preserve friendships.63. On tumblr and watching Naruto with my roommate.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone